ars were also found next to bodies lying in coffins for viewing by relatives the next day, police said.

A businessman and a morgue attendant have been arrested. The businessman was said to be renting part of the morgue for his funeral services firm.

They told police the caviar had been intended to personal use during the pending new year celebrations.

The red and black caviar, weighing 175kg (385lb), apparently comes from endangered species. The red caviar, which made up most of the haul, was stored in five containers marked “Aviation Security. Inspected”.

Police also found caviar in a fridge in a morgue workers’ rest area and among the businessman’s belongings.

It is unclear whether the men, aged 64 and 42, will face charges as possession of caviar is not illegal. Such a large amount would have cost a fortune on the open market and much of the trade in Russia is on the black market. (Read more)

Arab farmers will be granted egg production quotas for the first time in the history of the State of Israel. The cabinet decided to grant such quotas a year ago based on a recommendation from the Agriculture Ministry in a bid to prevent intervention from the High Court of Justice.

Six Arab farmers who met the ministry’s quality standards have now been chosen. However, other Arab farmers are complaining that the conditions set for receiving an egg quota make it financially not worthwhile.

Unofficially, milk and egg production have always been considered “Zionist agricultural branches” and have been chosen to provide a significant part of the livelihood for Jewish agricultural settlements – and Arabs and other minority group farmers have been consistently excluded from these sectors for years with various justifications. The production of milk and eggs and their sale in Israel requires licenses from the Agriculture Ministry or other statutory bodies under the ministry’s auspices.

The Knesset Economic Affairs Committee met on Tuesday to discuss and approve the Agriculture Ministry’s regulations for the production and sale of eggs for 2012. In 2011, 3,000 hen houses for egg production produced 1.9 billion eggs, and the plans for 2012 forecast similar numbers.

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Only Israeli citizens qualify for the quotas, say the farmers, and the quotas are available only in “national priority areas,” and the farmers must have land zoned for raising livestock and zoned for chicken coops. In addition, the growers must meet veterinary requirements and other restrictions. (Read more)

Green is the new color of corruption. “There’s just one problem: ‘Outside a handful of laboratories and workshops,’ the New York Times reports, cellulosic ethanol ‘does not exist.’

This has not, however, prevented the Environmental Protection Agency from levying penalties on petroleum companies for failing to purchase this nonexistent fuel.”

More: http://www.thenewamerican.com/tech-mainmenu-30/energy/10508-oil-companies-fined-for-not-buying-nonexistent-cellulosic-ethanol

CHICAGO (CBS) – A new state law requires those who buy industrial drain cleaners and other caustic substances to provide photo identification and sign a log.

The law does not apply to most drain cleaners that consumers typically buy at grocery stores, but only to high-grade industrial cleaners that are normally only sold at hardware stores. Even so, it’s getting a rough reception from customers and merchants alike although perhaps none more than a cashier at Schroeder’s True Value Hardware in Lombard.

Non-compliance results in fines: $150 for the first offense, $500 for the second and up to $1,500 for the third and subsequent violations.

Schroeder estimated that there are “easily” 30 or more products in the store that must be reported when sold.

He tears down the house of European regulation. Love his irreverence.

Many more economic memes at http://geke.us/.

I don’t think this article reaches the right conclusion, namely, to let markets do the regulating, but it does point out the absurdity of government regulation:

Government oversight of day care seems like a good idea—you wouldn’t want children cooped up in an airless basement—but this proposal went far beyond basic health and safety.

The new rules would dictate exactly how to do just about everything: how many block sets (“at least two (2) … with a minimum of ten (10) blocks per set”), where the children can play with the blocks (on “a flat building surface” that is “not in the main traffic area”) and when caregivers must wash their hands (before “eating food,” “after wiping a child’s nose,” etc.).

This is the way regulation works in America: Regulators try to imagine every possible mistake and then dictate a solution. The complexity is astounding.

Under a recent federal directive, the number of health-care reimbursement categories will soon increase from 18,000 to 140,000, including 21 separate categories for “spacecraft accidents” and 12 for bee stings. There are over 140 million words of binding federal statutes and regulations, and states and municipalities add several billion more.

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Consider our federal special-education laws, passed in the mid-1970s to end the shameful neglect of the small percentage of students with special needs. Special ed has now grown to consume 20% of the total K-12 budget in the U.S. Programs for gifted children, by contrast, get less than half of 1%.

Is this the correct balance? No one is even asking the question, because the regulations dictate the outcome.

Many Norwegians who live close to Sweden do their grocery shopping across the border where prices are lower, but to import butter has proven more difficult.

“They (Norway) have, as we see it, very restrictive trading politics, borderline protectionist,” Jonas Carlberg at the Swedish Dairy Association (Svensk Mjölk) told daily Dagens Nyheter, adding that the high custom duty is a way to protect domestic production in Norway.

But the shortage has made people turn to desperate measures, according to news agency TT.

A Russian man was caught on Friday trying to bring 90 kilogrammes of butter over the Swedish border to Norway without paying the custom duty. (Read more)

Prices spike as butter shortage spreads through Norway (Read more)

A comment from reddit:

In Norway, all milk and butter production is ruled over by an old and state-sanctioned cartel/corporation called TINE. The goal of TINE is to raise the prices on dairy products as high as humanly possible; with this, they have great success. For example: Currently, one litre of milk costs 14 Norwegian kroner = 2.431184 US$. Keep in mind that 1 US gallon = 3.78541178 litres and you can calculate the price/gallon for yourself…

As a result of this huge overprice, the result is the same as it always have been: overproduction. More is being produced, than sold. So what happens?

TINE implements quotas; each farmer is only allowed to produce x amounts of milk each year. This year, however, the production was smaller than otherwise due to the weather. So what does TINE do?

Nothing. Every grain of their being is geared towards reducing production, so they have no ideological idea that they can even do anything else. In spite of this shortage having been advertised from months and months away, they never increased the quotas for the farmers that could produce more.

I would also like to point out a couple of dirty tricks the TINE corporation uses to shut down any and all competition:

They have invented the Jarlsberg cheese, a cheese that was made exclusively to use much milk; they also lobbied for export subsidies for said cheese. We use milk worth 90 NOK to produce Jarlsberg, then it is exported for around 35-40 NOK; the other 50 NOK, around 8-9$, are subsidized by the state. This way we pay the Americans to eat our surplus milk storage and keep prices high.

Oh, and they have also blocked our enjoyment of Edamer. You see, some time ago dutch edamer cheese got popular in Norway. TINE lobbied the department of agriculture and had a tariff put up, then started producing their own shitty copies.

Same story with feta cheese. Around the early 2000′s, Arla corporation that operates in Denmark/Sweden started marketing and creating a market for feta cheese in Norway. They made great success with this. What happened then was that TINE sent a little letter to the agricultural ministry, which was, as per custom, precided over by a previous TINE CEO, and had them reinterpret the rules creatively. Previously imported cheese was judged based on the weight of the cheese itself; feta cheese on the other hand is lying in an oil solution to give it taste. Now the rules were suddenly interpreted so that the oil solution is counted as part of the cheese, thus doubling the import tolls on feta cheese. Oh and suddenly TINE launched their own shitty feta rip offs on the market as well.

tl;dr: The “butter crisis” is a result of a centrally planned Soviet-system of milk production, coupled with a rush for profit by the TINE corporation. As a result the consumer is sucked dry by the unscrupulous monopolist cunts.

A Massachusetts fisherman pulled in an 881-pound tuna this week only to have the federal authorities take it away. It sounds like a libertarian twist on the classic novella by Ernest Hemingway, The Old Man and the Sea, but for Carlos Rafael, the saga is completely true.

Rafael and his crew were using nets to catch bottom-dwellers when they inadvertently snagged the giant tuna. However, federal fishery enforcement agents took control of the behemoth when the boat returned to port. The reason for the seizure was procedural: While Rafael had tuna permits, fishermen are by law only allowed to catch tuna with a rod and reel.

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In an interview with the Standard-Times of New Bedford, Rafael disputes the claims from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s (NOAA) enforcement division that the humungous tuna was trawled from the bottom of the Atlantic. “They didn’t catch that fish on the bottom,” he said. “They probably got it in the mid-water when they were setting out and it just got corralled in the net. That only happens once in a blue moon.”

And while Rafael is denied the mother of all fish stories, the federal impoundment of his catch also means he’s probably losing out on a giant payday. A 754-pound tuna recently sold for nearly $396,000. NOAA regulators do not share any of the proceeds from the fish’s eventual sale with a fisherman found in violation of federal rules.

“They said it had to be caught with rod and reel,” a frustrated Rafael said. “We didn’t try to hide anything. We did everything by the book. Nobody ever told me we couldn’t catch it with a net.” (Read more)

Lumber unions are suspected of being behind this. The company was importing Indian timber (and employing 1,200 Americans).